A Perfumed Eulogy

Anybody who knows me, or has sat or stood within smelling distance of me, will tell you that I’m all about that bass fragrance.  My favorite perfume ever, without question, is Attraction by Lancôme.   I love it.  It’s classic, it wears down to just the right amount of scent, is feminine without being a walking bouquet, and it has a rich, romantic base.  I would marry and have babies with it if I could. 

But, alas, I cannot.  You see, they stopped making my favorite perfume.  After realizing that I couldn’t just run to my local counter and pick up another, I nursed my current bottle for 2 years.  Now I’m to the point where nothing will spray out of the bottle and have been looking for similar scents for a while now. 

I’ve discovered a lot about my fragrances over the past two years.  For example, spicy, peppery, or citrusy scents just make me sneeze.  I don’t love the smell of patchouli.  I do not care for the majority of floral or powdery perfumes.  Heavy vanilla notes make me smell like an old lady.  I prefer amber and cedar base notes.  I like white floral fragrances like neroli and ylang ylang but can only tolerate gardenia when it’s mixed with a stronger base note.

Some perfume that I’ve tried so far but rejected are:

Tom Ford Black Orchid:  It’s like they bottled a hippy.  I have 5 vials of samples and 4.5 will go unused.  I ended up putting this is some stinky face cream I had and it masked the mushroomy smell it had.

Lancôme Tresor in Love:  A lovely fragrance but not enough depth for me.  Sweet is the first word that comes to mind when describing it.  I had 2 vials of samples and have used most of them.  I’ll actually probably end up buying a full bottle of this.

Lancôme Miracle: Again, a lovely fragrance but just not my thing.  It also gives me a little bit of a headache.  I do spray it on letters, stationary, and gifts that I’m mailing because after a few days it gentles a bit.  I’ve gone through bottles and bottles of this through the years.  I currently have a big bottle that I got a few Christmases ago.  I’ll likely keep replacing it, mainly for sentimentality though.

Burberry Body:  It’s okay for days where I’m outside chopping wood in the snow.  It’s way too peppery for me to wear into the office.  I found a large bottle for $30 at TJ Maxx so I picked it up.  I won’t be replacing it.

Flowerbomb:  I love this smell but it’s never going to take top spot on my dresser.  It’s too floral with very little richness.  The lady at Macy’s loves to spray this on me.  I go at lunch on days when I’m going out after work to get doused.  It’s too expensive to buy a full bottle on my own since I don’t love it but I’d gladly receive this as a gift.

Rose de Chloe:  Similar enough to Flowerbomb but it still doesn’t wear down to what I need it to be.  I’m probably going to get a small bottle before Christmas.  I've been using a sample for a while now.

 

Marc Jacobs Honey:  I don’t really love any MJ fragrances.  They all give me headaches and I think the Honey one tried to give me hives.  I have a friend that collects these fragrances so I just used hers.  I’m

pretty sure she can’t actually smell.  Also, the bottle looks like something Justin Bieber's perfume team designed.

Miss Dior Cherie:  It’s okay.  I wear this to work because it’s light.  It’s definitely a floral but not too heady.  Overall, not my fave.  I have a large bottle of this that was gifted to me.  I’ll continue to use it but probably won’t replace it.

 

Lancôme Poeme:  I loved this scent in the store but it’s just too rich.  It’s heavy on the amber and musk but the top notes aren’t sharp enough to balance it out.  I just finished the bottle I bought back in 2005.  The bottle is heavy and beautiful.  And, if you know a collector, I’d definitely recommend it as a gift since it adds something that you just can’t find in most easily accessible perfumes on the market

won’t go looking for a replacement.

Chance by Chanel (the original):  This is probably the closest I’ve come to getting a similar fragrance.  I get samples of this from a friend’s mom that works at the Chanel counter.  I’ve probably used 30 little spray vials  over the past few years. I really should just buy a bottle. 

Cheap honorable mentions:

I do like some fragrances that aren’t $150 a pop.  One good example are the Britney Spears’ collection of scents.  The one in the blue bottle, Curious, is my personal favorite but the pink bottle, Fantasy, isn’t half bad.  These are the fragrances that I travel with since I like how they smell but won’t start crying if they get lost or broken since they’re affordable and easy to find.

The other honorable mention goes to a Bath and Body Works product that I put on at night that just makes me feel silky and smell womanly.  It’s the Amber Blush body cream.  And you can’t really get cheaper than BBW when they’re having sales.  And it’s a rare day when they don’t have coupons that make it even cheaper.  Normally, I pay $6 for the body creams but I usually have to buy 3-6   tubes to get it to that price.  I don’t mind since I usually only make 1-2 BBW trips a year. 

I’m still on the hunt for a complete dupe to the fragrance.  I can still pick up a bottle on eBay but beauty products from eBay and Amazon make me nervous for some reason.   Hopefully, the one person letter writing campaign I’m waging on Lancôme works and I won’t have to actually take the risk.

Have you ever had a company discontinued one of your “Holy Grail” products?  I still mourn my Spaced Out MAC blush, too.

What’s your favorite perfume brand?  Mine, by far, is Lancôme.  I’m not a huge fan of their cosmetics though.